When you sign up to open your studio, you have to write a bio. Bios are traditionally anxiety-provoking for me. So invoking the most powerful anxiety-reducing mantra I know ("Fuckit!"), I wrote the following bio, which will be published on the website and possibly, if I'm lucky, included in advance publicity:
I shoot people and I eat babies. Oo, did I really type that? I do photo shoots, and if you bring in a really cute baby, I may try to nibble on her toes. My shoots are called Painless Portraits, so you know you're in no real danger. In fact, there's a guarantee. If it hurts to have your picture taken, you can pinch me! Bruise-free since 1999.
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